Not to be confused with his substance enhanced cousin Ace, Deuce is twice the guy & not as high… He paves a drag strip of notes & licks that would make Ace's mother cry… Close your eyes & let his hand take you back to a time when fat tires, glass packs & big block V-8's were all the rage… Deuce's hobbies are having sex while ice-skating & playing with rockets…

SIGN:
Deuce is a Taurus, an earth sign ruled by Venus in the 2nd house, House of Money & Possession...

FAVORITE FOOD:
All meat sandwiches with no bread

BAND:
UFO / Starship

BABE:
Deanna Troy or 7 of 9
"Like either one of these ladies would ever notice this bum in a crowded space… The end of time itself could hang in the balance & these 2 babes would choose to do each other before ever energizing this dork’s pocket rocket… On a brighter note, maybe Deuce could watch…"

SONG:
Space Trucking

SPORT:
Naked Hockey

BEST DATE:
Riding Space Mountain until his date pukes, followed up by lots of hot lust…

TURN ONS:
Hot babes, big cigars, & Bill Nye the Science Guy…

TURN OFFS:
Peter's butt, Wonder Bread, & bad Elvis Impersonators…

GOALS:
To someday play naked hockey with 7 of 9 on the holodeck of the USS Enterprise & boldly go were no man has gone before…