Our buddy Geen is playing with dice that are loaded full of snake eyes… Mild mannered ballet teacher by day, sick insufferable creature of the darkness by night, Geen suffers from a severe case of bulimia, so be well advised, don't stand too close… Always intoxicated on Bloody Marys or Jagermeister, Geen's a time bomb just waiting to go off… In his off time he hires himself out as a scarecrow… It's seasonal, but it pays the bills… Geen's hobbies are kite flying, grave digging, playing with fire & cat juggling…

SIGN:
Geen is a Scorpio, a water sign ruled by the planet Pluto in the 8th house, the House of Sex…

FAVORITE FOOD:
A big thick T-bone that can still moo

BAND:
Lynyrd Skynyrd; Geen's the guy you hear at every concert yelling, "Play some Skynyrd man!!!"

BABE:
Cher / Buffy / Shannon / etc, etc, etc, etc, etc, etc, etc

SONG:
The Monster Mash

SPORT:
X-Games

BEST DATE:
Cher / Buffy / Shannon - not necessarily in that order

TURN ONS:
Chicks that spit (blood) …

TURN OFFS:
Chicks that don't...

GOALS:
To be immortalized in the Guinness Book of world records for fitting the largest amount of Barbie Doll heads in his mouth at one time… He's up to 13 last count, we're just waiting to hear from the folks at Guinness…