A compulsive schizophrenic, Peter lives like a feline & plays like a fiend… Continually washing himself with beer & lifting his tail to mark his territory, this bad boy is one cool kitty… The only thing he has to do all day besides sleep & lick himself, is hit the litter box then pound some skin… Peter's continually pissed at Geen for cat juggling & Geen is always pissed at Peter for messing up his kite string & pissin' in his boots... Peter's hobbies include chasing balls of yarn & climbing into his neighbor’s garbage cans.

SIGN:
Peter is a Leo, a fire sign ruled by the Sun in the 5th house, the House of Pleasure.

FAVORITE FOOD:
Chicken, Liver, Tuna

BAND:
Josie & The Pussycats

BABE:
Catwoman, of course….

SONG:
Cat Scratch Fever

SPORT:
The Circus

BEST DATE:
Michelle Pfeiffer in her catwoman suit & stilettos, with a cat of nine tails clutched in her paw…

TURN ONS:
Hairy women…

TURN OFFS:
Chicks that bark…

GOALS:
To someday open an animal shelter, or start a porn site.  He hasn't made up his mind either way yet …